Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-44658473-20191230150846

Just wanted to rant a little. Because the hasn’t been any updates to the game for quite a while, I decided to level my purple Mark Hunt. TL;DR fuck you Mark Hunt, you useless, slow, shitty reach fat fuck

Mark Hunt is probably the worst character I’ve ever used. He’s so damn slow, reach is fucked, almost impossible to dodge attacks and is an all-round shit character. Don’t get me wrong, I seriously love the guy IRL but he’s an absolutely useless waste of space in game.

I’ll just list down the worst players for each weight class and give a short explanation for my pick:

FW: yellow Takeya Mizugaki, no submission skills upon takedown which makes him pretty damn useless against a stronger opponent. Pretty shit move set as well but can’t expect much from yellow cards

LW: orange chad Mendes, same reason as Mizugaki but worse because he’s orange but has as shitty a move set as a yellow card (silver Siver was my second pick because he looks and moves like a hibernating sloth with stubby arms)

MW: silver Dennis Siver, slow AF with shitty reach (probably not the worst but bad enough to be noticeable) moves aren’t anything to brag about but can’t expect much from a silver

HW: of course it had to be fucking purple Mark Hunt. Fuck you Mark Hunt you sack of shit. Do not EVER train this guy. Seriously. He’s a piece of shit. I’m playing him on career mode atm, level 40 and struggling his fat Samoan ass to get past stage 103 3 stars because he can’t dodge a punch from a tortoise if his fucking life depended on it.

BW: tbh I haven’t really gotten a shit BW player yet but if I had to choose, imma go for LE purple Holly Holm. She’s relatively fast, decent move set but the only problems I have are that her takedown damage is pretty trash (even at level 75) and she isn’t any much better than silver Holm. Maxed tf out of all her stats anyways because she deserved it after she knocked tf outta Rousey IRL

Let me know what y’all think, who’s the worst player for each class for y’all? 