Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-148.252.128.229-20180111012228/@comment-32783267-20180113084323

@BerryBoiii and @CanadianOracle

I got an idea on how the fight might hypothetically played out...

Bruce Buffer, as usual, annouced the main event and feeling the waves of unresistable aura of destructive intent and masculinity from both heavyweight giants.. he felt so pumped that he did the Buffer 360° as he was introducing the fighters and blew his knees out.... he just forgot he still needed a surgery on his knees prior...

After Buffer was carried out by the officials, Ngannou grinned visibly as he noticed the fight is going to be refereed by the person none other than Mario 'To The Death' Yamasaki (UFC officials tried to get Steve 'Late Stoppage' Mazzagatti but he was (thankfully) unavailable.) Stipe, keeping it professional, replied Francis' grin with a smile, though he was still kind of pissed with being disrespected.

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Now, the bell has rung, after the glove touching, which Ngannou didn't reciprocate and Joe Rogan, in his classic fashion starts hyping thr Predator's punching power and how he is like Conan in terms of upbringing...the only thing missing is the 'magic' of Goldberg, of course. Along side Rogan are Dominick Cruz with his recovering broken arm and DC who just enthusiastically rushed from the locker room after successfully defending his belt against the alleged battery charge felon. They both tries to technically breakdown the fight processing as clear as possible for the casuals in many layman's terms they know with a few quips in between in hopes that they don't get blasted on social media for being hard to understand and boring...

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Stipe tried to measure the distance by sort of pumping the jab... but then out of nowhere, a Ford Escort of a fist grazes under Stipe's chin as the Cameroonian slipped under the Clevelander's jab with a blinding speed for a HW and threw the same uppercut that won him the KO of the year award. The part-time fireman felt, for the first time in his life, an experience as close as it can get to NDE... but unlike the glassed jawed Econoreem, who literally handed the KO to the True Black Beast by swinging wildly, Stipe has the ancient wisdom that have been passed down for generations to many great fighters; Head Movement, so he managed to avoid getting slept with a minute of the first round. In this brief close encounter... the entire stadium went silent with shock. So silent that people can hear Joe Rogan choking on Alpha Brain, off-mike.

Now realizing that trading with the fast-learning Cameroonian is not a great idea, even if you have Golden Gloves in Boxing or whatever.. Stipe decided to impose his speciality of wrestling which might be better than Overeem's wrestling and clinches the mid-air Predator like a solid 2 feet off the mat (who leaped with his uppercut) into the fence to grind him as adviced by many armchair analysts on the internet. Though, successful in attempt.. the technical Croat missed his once in lifetime opportunity to pulled off a suplex against the mid-air opponent in real life like many Zangief players would in SF games. As Miocic presses Ngannou against the cage, in what many spectators agreed of being more successful than the Demolishing Man did, Stipe by chance met Francis' eyes and realises something is off. Then, he heard Cruz's argument with Cormier that Ngannou had something in his sleeves.. so the Clevelander connects the dots faster and clearer than he have ever produced a sentence and spoken, within this very brief window of clinching...

It happened fast.. The Cameroonian snatched the technical Croat's arm in figure four and pulls of a Rolling Kimura, almost in the same way the great Gracie Hunter did. But Stiopic was prepared and managed to avoid the fate of Renzo Gracie by mere inches... though he felt something is off as the Kimura attempt was a little too sloppy for a fast learning Predator.... Meanwhile, Mike Goldberg watching the fight somewhere on TV, drops his fist on his armrest as he missed the chance to yell 'It's all over... Just like that!' on a live stream reaction.... He was right! Ngannou immediately pulls off the fabled 'Feared when in good hands, Funny when in poor hands' Imanari Roll right off the bat. So Stiopic stuffs the Roll and decided to rain bombs on the True Black Beast on the ground... And yet again, Ngannou puts on a display of how much he had grown in terms of grappling skills by rapidly transitioning between Single-Leg/X-Guard, Reverse/De La Riva Guard and Deep Half Guard back and forth..... But such an exhibition of proficiency was not commented by the Cerebral Cruz as he was busy describing how Master Avellan taught him or chaining combos from the Kimura attacks and that Avellan's Kimura Trap instructional is available online for limited offer to Enthusiastic Cormier....

To be concluded....