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Continuation of Stipe vs. Francis: Hypothetical Showdown... (refilling batteries and ideas)

After defending against Francis' Danaher Death Squard-esque leglock combinations while raining bombs on him for a while, Stipe finally has to finally concede a sweep to avoid getting caught in a sneaky leglock. "I'm very impressed with Stipe for managing to survive longer than most would expected," said Joe Rogan, "That's shows you how much skill the champion really is.." ........... Meanwhile, in some 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Headquarters, Eddie was getting high watching the fight alongside Tony and Kelvin who are also smoking weed with their sensei... Almost immediately after seeing Ngannou's barrage of leglock attacks, Mr. Edge felt a little jealous then start dissecting the techniques to his high profile pupils in MMA with his stoned wisdom. Playing around with his black belt (given by Eddie) and brandishing his Interim belt, Tony insists he will just takedown the Predator with an Ankle Pick just like be would have to Werdrum.. while Kelvin suggest using McGregor-do with spinning shits to catch Francis' chin, noting precision triumphs power............. Stipe fell like a burning building but before the Cameroonian can do anything more to the Clevelander.... "Buzzz!" .... The round has ended... A collective sigh of everyone in the stadium echoes loudly as the two fighters returned to their corner. Judges score 10-9 for Francis.. quite acceptable.

Nyanimations (talk) From this point on the match is starting go either way.. Many possibilities branches out from this divergent pointNyanimations (talk)

Ending A: As they are taking a break and listening to their coaches, Francis waves at the technical Croat, who is sweating buckets surviving the 1st round against Ngannou,... then gestures Stipe that he will finish him soon. Stipe again replies with a smile after sipping water. Cruz and Cormier after an unintentional product placement, returned to their fight commentator mode and starts discussing what will happen with Joe Rogan who keeps hyping both fighters... more towards Francis as Joe always favors the underdog.

The second round begins and the fighters didn't even touch the gloves this time and went to action mode as soon as possible with Stipe remembering he can throw leg kicks.. throws several low leg kicks to Francis while staying wary of Ngannou's bombs. They all landed and the audiences hears the sound of leg on leg collision and feint noises of Joe Rogan orgasming, off-mike. Realizing he can't be taking leg kicks all day especially when they are HWs, the Cameroonian suddenly explodes and lunges towards the Clevelander throwing straights that gives spectators Déjà Vu of Cyborg vs. Holm, sans the 'ish ish' grunts. Stipe backpeddles alongside the cage from the Predator's blitz... then the technical Croat had a moment of Déjà Vu too and finally embracing his immigrant mentality and the latent Croatian blood flowing within him... he lifted his right leg...

The entire stadium went silent as the sound of the 260+ lbs HW's head crashing on the Octagon fence, echoes in every direction... Stipe, still assuming his fighting stance, cannot comprehend what just happened himself then.. "ting".. a lightbulb switched on in his head and the Clevelander, feeling intense emotions leaps out of the Octagon fence (which is short for him tbh) into the embracing arms of his teammates and family.. yelling "Cleveland, we did it! We broke the record!" At the same time, on the commentator table, Joe has recovered from his jaw dropping and recounting Miocic saying he can now kick thanks to back stretching on his MMA Show podcast, while Cruz pointing the subtleties within the stepup of the RHK and how Francis could've out-angled Stipe to avoid that kick... along with Enthusiastic Cormier yelling "CRO COP! CRO COP!" passionately......Somewhere, Goldberg can be heard yelling, ".....Just like that!"

Joe Rogan then interviews the still undisputed champion after the official results and the highlight of Francis running into Stipe's RHK is replayed again and again... and to add insult to injury, the highlight of Werdrum running into Miocic's punch is also played side-by-side.. making the Clevelander, the Backpeddle Counter Champion.... Oh, but don't worry the Cameroonian is just in hospital now and not cemetery, and the doctors cleared him, noting the Predator will be back in action soon.... and Cormier became a living meme.

Ending B: The break played out similarly to that of Ending A, but this time, while backpeddling, Stipe had a moment of Déjà Vu.. and threw a right hand on Ngannou's jaw.... The Cameroonian was staggered and has stopped his blitz and taking the chance, the Clevelander pours the offense towards, the now Predator-turned-Prey.. After a majestic display of fine Boxing skills, expected of the Golden Glove owner, onto the cornered 260+ lbs punching bag, Stiopic threw a Right Hook to bypass Ngannou's shelling.. "Oh, the right hook connects and down goes Francis," yelled Joe Rogan, "But wait! Francis has taken Stipe down!... It turns out that Francis was just playing possum against Stipe and..."

Such a turn of event, it seems.. Stipe was boxing up his challenger just a few seconds ago and now he is on his back, pressed against the mat by the True Black Beast. Successful in pulling off a Sakuraba, now Ngannou whispers into Miocic's ears, "You are going to see what a real challenger can do now," in his growlish voice. Then, the Cameroonian starts pounding the champ using various Catch Wrestling holds he just learnt from bootlegged Tony Cecchine's instructionals... but the referee, Mario Yamakasi, prematurely stopped the beatdown this time... making Francis the new champion...

Though, he was frustrated, the Cameroonian quickly accepted the situation and cherished the HW belt strapped on his waist by the Baldfather, feeling proud and happy that they can expend their market now. The entire life of Ngannou, from the salt mines to now the Octagon, flashed within his eyes as tears uncontrolably come down from his eyes, remembering every struggles he had been through and how he had persevered through them and then becoming an icon and inspiration to the youth..... "And.. I picked Stipe for the win," grunted Chael to Tito beside him, who says, "I feel you can't predistinct fighters.. you know?" while Wanderlei is mumbling unintelligibly about being a long reigning champ or something side by side...

Ending C: Turns out both fighters haven't gone beyond the 1st round for quite a while and exerted themselves so much in the first round that they both gassed hard and decided to slug each other out. After a typical HW mudfight with several takedowns attempts in between, both fighters mustered enough energy and went for a big right hand at the same time.... resulting in double KO.. the first time in a championship fight. As a result, Stipe technically retained his belt but didn't break any records and situation is still the same as it was before.. now with more trauma in brains of both. Somewhere in Russia... the usually calm Fedor lol'ed so hard that it became a headliner..

Ending S: This ending played out similarly to Ending B. Instead of stopping the fight early, Mario let the beatdown continue and Stipe managed to defend and neutralize Francis' bombs to an extent thanks to practicing GnP defenses since he got KOed by the Skyscraper. And the champion managed to survive the onslaught and the fight went to the third round... the championship rounds.. but Ngannou doesn't seem to get tired at all, despite maintaining the same output and eating a few counters from Miocic. Joe Rogan attributed this to the fact of Conan alike upbringing, while Cruz kept raising his eyebrows to the point of becoming a meme and Cormier was just in awe with the (one-sided) fight. After 5 rounds of borderline assault, Francis was crowned the new champ and the night became legendary... for the fact that sheer amount of HWs ending hospitalized due to attempts of cutting down their weight as they watch the Predator beating up the Fireman... even in promotions outside UFC....

Ending SS: A week has passed and then came a shocking news... "Francis Ngannou Failed Drugged Test" reported by various MMA outlets. It turned out that Ngannou is a cheat after all. Backed by the French-Cameroon government, just like they did with Tour de France, the Predator managed to passed the stringent testing of USADA until now... all thanks to the Golden Snitch as usual. The belt was stripped and Stipe is recrowned as a champion... but the damage was too much and the Clevelander just decided to vacate the belt and retire as the technical champion...

And now, the land of Dinosaurs is now in jeopardy and the officials quickly put together a rubber match to crown a new champion. Mark Hunt stepped in but is immediately pulled out after it became apparent that he was struggling to hide his slurring... JDS, Big Ben and Josh are having their business with USADA, so Werdrum was selected and Overeem stepped in early to get a one final shot at the belt as his brain is turning into a mush... Now a rematach between Werdrum and Overeem is a story of another fight.

Ending SSS: The new HW champion event is in turmoil as Overeem was accidentally KO in practice as his brain wasn't fully healed and Werdrum pulled out for unspecified reasons... Finding a short-notice replacement in Stefan Struve.. the 7' Dutchman is finally getting a shot at the gold. But unfortunately, his opponent is none other than 'God of all Men' Ilir Latifi... The Skyscraper can't do anything against the God and finally... with the HW belt on his waist, Lord Ilir has fulfilled his destiny of becoming the King of the HW and getting one step closer towards uniting the world under the rule of one and only God..